Hot Shorts

OK. Every one of you ladies with the proper form, delicious definition, and the nerve, run and buy these, and wear them NOW, and always. Forget winter. Forget modesty. Forget everything. This garment is not for jogging, not for dance try-outs, not for ladies-only health clubs, not for YOU or your *sisters*. This garment is for, uh, men, like me. Don't lie to yourself. You never lie to yourself about these things, do you? You don't lie, do you?

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