Wednesday, July 06, 2005

The Bush Agenda: 2005 G8 Summit

Checklist Of Things To Do Today
1. Birthday Brunch with Queen Margrethe II of Denmark: Check.
(Gave nice soundbite about Danish birthday cake. Heh!)

2. Run down Strathclyde police officer with bicycle: Check.
(Didn't intend to put him in hospital with ankle injury. Whoopsie.)

3. Dinner with Queen Elizabeth II of England: Check.
(Hey, where were those Corgi dawgs everyone goes on about?)

Its all in a day's work for the US President (who may still be looking for a good cowboy).

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